Fuck Viagra... Practice!!!
2001-01-13 03:10:12
I've made new years resolutions.... I've decided to start smoking weed again. I've also decided to start practicing carpet licking.... Yes... that's what I'm talking about. I'm saying.. i've done it well once and sucked the other 2 times. I gotta figure out where I'm going wrong. I'm sure my girl will be happy that she gets to be my practice subject (That is if I improve, of course)...My deepest apologies for neglecting my hidden realm of thought.. but I just haven't had all that many. I mean, I've had a lot but it's all just reiterations and mental jizz... Besides, who the fuck wants to hear my rants about the natural order of human freedom and how scared everyone is of it and their dependance on thoughtless pointless laws and rules because of that fear??
Oh shit.. my lip's bleeding. Talke about some dry ass lips, man... This weather licks the sweat off of 3 days worth of unshowered sack hair. 10 degree weather is worse than a q-tip up the penis hole, yo... Not that I know.. but my boy who just got out of Cook County two months ago told me about that shit... All inmates at Cook county get a qtip shoved up their dick. FUCK THAT!! I'm clean now, and I'm staying that way.
I think I might be moving out west in about a year or so. I need warm weather and sweet, smart, pretty girls with cute baby pictures and 60 degree winters and beaches and sunlight.
All in all, the love life's good besides dealing with an overbearing father.. nothing new... I'm sure my girl's mad cuz i keep talking about leaving for Cali, but it's mad cool that she understands and supports... Big ups... Work's good.. i just got my second promotion in 2 months.. working on a third... my sexual technique is improving...
Trust me I was worried about this one... 2 years of celebacy is garbage.... It completely mutilates sexual self esteem. It took about 2 weeks to get to normal, but now my girl's friends are trying to hook up. It's such a fucking ego trip when a loved one brags... Of course i wouldn't go for a friend of my girl, but it's an ego trip nonetheless....
I finally got a chip for my playstation... It's about fucking time.. and have you heard about the new XBox? That thing looks sick..
Well... I have some drinking to do. Shouts to all the little frozen people in Chicago.. I miss your cold little city and I'll be back there when the city starts thawing back out... Sorry to my 2 readers, I think I'm going to start getting in to this again....
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