Olives

2007-10-25 12:23 p.m.
"Here, taste this. I think it needs something.."

"Not bad. Add some Olives."

"I... Olives?!"

"Absolutely. It needs olives!"

"I think I... yeah... still have some. Juice too?"

"Yeah, a little bit"

"Hmm... wow!! That's incredible! Perfect!! Sour, Salty, Subtle Bite. That's amazing! Genius! Seriously man, and you didn't even have to think about it."

"Heh, thanks... but no, not really."

"Yeah really, I would have never thought of olives!!! How the hell did you think of that?!?!?"

"Olives just make everything better!! Like Martinis!"

"I... well..."

"As a matter of fact, martinis make everything better!! Fuck the olives, where's your liquor cabinet?"