5th Wheel
2003-11-15 4:24 a.m.
i'd actually played the 5th wheel and thrid wheel tonight ,partially on purpose and had (personally) the time of my life doing it.Not, I understand the position of 3rd wheel incredibly well, and I promote the position as a necessary evil as a fantastic test of a man's respect. But fuck that logic for a second, as I was blatent dickhead for tonight and enjoyed every second of it.
Here's the deal.
Last night, my girl L. hit me up as she's been working too hard with no play for too long and she needed a drink. Now me and L. ben tight for over 8 years now, as in that call truly means let's go.
Sop we broke and I invitied my girl. I met my girl at the train and she had shit to do in the morning. I advised she go home (reluctantly) and she did, spraining her ankle on the way.
So me and L. barhopped until 6 AM and had soem incredible conversation. Got home at 6:30, and knocked out till 3 pm... 5:30 i had to meet T at his job as we were going to dinner.
So I broke at 445, and made it right on time. My girl couldn't go cuz she fucked her ankle up the night before.
So I was destined to be 5th wheel. Not entirely as at first it was all guys... Then 1 left. Then 1 guy's girl showed. then the other left. Then the girl my boy T. is kinda after shows (but kinda as in she's ultra conservative and he's uber liberal). So I'm offically a 5th wheel.
Now you have to understand. I'm a confident person. ESPECIALLY in awkward social situaltions. In other words, begin a 5th wheel was fucking FUN.
You see at the point you have every right to talk shit to any one of the other 4 people as you are the ONLY one not there to impress. It's a position of freedom and fun, and I take FULL advantage as it doesn't happen often.
On top of that, I probably had a better chace with conservative girl than T. did, but I would never bring that to light. Matter of fact, I make it a point to hook them up, as that's less drama for me.
So 3 shots of tequila, a few stoli sodas, a few various beers, and a few sakis later I'm drunk, but still the most cognitive and realistic.
The first couple leaves and T. and potential chick get some ill vibes. L. (from the night before) calls me sayiung she's hooking up wiht some dude so let's hook up.
YES. an oppotunity to be 5th wheel once again!!! So after 20 minutes T. and K (the snooty chick) break out (just got an i've as i started typing this.. they've gotten nowhere).
So now I'm 3rd wheel, but in the best postiion of all. SO FUCKING FUN.
L. has been my girl for 8 yearns. I mean MY GIRL. As in call me for ANYTHING, and I drop WHATEVER and I'm there. my GIRL. So i'm a third wheel here, and I gotta deal with this long island shmuck. After 15 minutes,
"she's sexy isn't she".
"Yes she is, watch yourself, as I've no issue in ripping your nuts through your throat"
I know it was wrong, but i was designated 3rd wheel, and he'd no right talking up my girl to me. So I stepped away plenty of times, to have a smoke, grab some pizza, talk to this chick and that one, to give them their free time.
So I get back to them, and he tries to tell me about Isabella who, according to him, wants a shot in the face (in the strange porn sense taht i've never EVER known a girl to look forward to).
I looke dat him and giggled my ass off. Gave L. a lookof absurdity, told him not to insult the woman I have at home and broke out. Men are the silliest fuckers on the planet. Don't get me wrong, women are just as silly, but that shit was hilarious.
So I stumbled home as usual. I got work tomorrow and Sunday is a holiday I've created called Bloody Sunday. Bloddy Mary's at R.'s place and everyones who matters to me in this shit hole of a city is going. So I'm happy.
I Got to be a 3rd wheel, a 5th wheel, a 3rd wheel, an official big brother type cock block on purpose and laugh at everyone involved all night with free drinks to boot. Ahat a great fucking Friday.
U see I don't usually go out friday and saturday as that's amatuer night. But tonight was played as a pro, and I'm a happy man.
OK.. have a drink so you can be as inebrieted as I am while writing this.
Peace
Love
Goodnight. (well goodnight as in 5am goodnight)