Fuck Avis

2000-08-13 05:34:32
ok... ok... so i almost got arrested. big fucking deal. the guy was an asshole. and now, because of him, I'm in staten Island and NOT at ScribbleJam with Bgirl and my crew. Because of that dickhead whose neck i had reached for, i am making journal entries today about a boring weekend rather than tomorrow about a trip to Cincinatti. because of that dickless loser, I am uploading 12 files to napterites and downloading 15 rather than running game, supporting my crew, gettting amazing photos, making connections, trading secrets, schooling new kids, and running game.

Yeah i know i said it twice. So what if she was just as equal a reason for me to go as everything else. She's dope. What do you want from me?

So what happened? Avis quotes me at $157 under my company's deal. The guy on the phone KNOWS i'm 21, and still says, HEY NO PROBLEM, THE PRICE IS STILL THE SAME. Alright, chill. no need to call enterprise, or hertz, or rent-a-wreck. No need to find ailine tix. no need to call anyone for carpooling. I got a deal.

So at the counter, the nice woman tells me it's $60 a day for being under 25. But.... Nope, still 60. But.... I'm sorry sir, do you have another card with the extra $180? But... This is where the guy next to her steps in. VERY rudely i will add. and states that i cannot afford to go and to push on. This is where I insult him, his family, his style of dress, his occupation, his height, his penis size, his lack of respect, his manners, his manhood, his timing to speak, his eyebrows, his mental capacity, and more. And JUSt as i put my hands on the counter getting ready to take 3 months worth of rage out on his inconsiderate pile of flesh, one of his coworkers comes in to escort me outside.

I've gotten into the arguement before that men DO get PMS. Ours just isn't so regular. So what happened, man? I thought you were 'Taciturn' .. you know... QUIET. Well, being Taciturn has it's disadvantages. Especially in NY. Namely... a lack of sex, especially when you're picky. And yes it's all my fault. And i deal well. But add that to a chance in hell, along with unrelinquished ideas that require a 12 hour drive, along with missed opportunities, with a side of 1.5 months of insomnia (im talking 1-2 hours of sleep a night here), and a lot more that i can't tell you about right now, and you HAVE to jump a counter at SOMEONE to get the edge off.

So, I talked to anime girl for about 3 hours on the phone, and to my brother for an hour and to J for about 3 hours. Had a beer and some pizza and talked about how crazy women are and the differences between men and women with the dude upstairs for a couple hours (i'll tell you more about that later... good educational stuff)... and now.. i think i can function in society without ripping out someone's jugular. I've released. I didn't get arrested... I've strengthened relationships... I haven't left home today... The weather sux.

I think i need a tropical vacation for my birthday. I need trees, black beaches, umbrella drinks, and women who don't speak english. That's right... Florida... Just playing. Some dope island or something. I guess i should start saving now..

Make it a good sunday. And know this. Avis people can be fun to insult. Not because they're from Avis. But rather because they fucked me. That's the only reason. Because i said so. No other reason. None at all whatsoever. Just because I'm home writing this RIGHT NOW.